I hate to shower

Does anyone else out there dread showering? I hate it. I try to go as long as possible without showering. This is difficult when trying to have any kind of exercise routine. My hair actually looks better when I haven't showered in a few days. Showering just seems like a waste of time. I'm not sure why I hate it so much. I do enjoy the feeling of being clean. And I like water in general. Any theories on why I think showering sucks?